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Chinese New Year Clean-up!

February 17, 07 by Jiun Jie

Time flies, time really flies…

Chinese New Year is coming, everyone is busy shopping for food, drinks, titbits, clothes, shoes, etc…

That means it is the time to clean up the house also! Everyone bring your lazy bump up and working your house out! Been really tired because I got no time to clean up, partly because my last class was on Flyday Friday, and yesterday was eve of CNY!!!!111one

Recently was busy setting up this blog, but when I look at my keyboard, OMG! It is very very dirty indeed!

dirty keyboard

Keyboard from year 1512BC

dirty microsoft

Now you know how “dirty” Microsoft is :P

dirty windows

Windows that are full of dirt and dusts!

dirty enter

I cant imagine everyday im pressing these keys, yucks!


Remember when you watched those classic detective movies, they use some flour to track your keypad for entrance password. Well, I guess I can do that too!

f5 

I guess the famous key is no longer F4 huh?

f1 

Seems like I dont really ask for help, im teh sexpert!

dirty spacebar

You can actually see which thumb you use to press the spacebar, so I press with both thumbs?

It was pretty hard to clean up because of all the dirt and dusts been collected for thousands of years, therefore I need to clean it up 1 key at a time. Yes, thats taking out all the keys from your keyboard, and make it as a board for short period of time.

no keys

Zombified keyboard :S

After 2 hours of cleaning, here it is, seems-like-brand-new keyboard :)

clean windows

No more p0rn dirty windows :P

clean microsoft

“Clean” Microsoft after remarketing program.

clean numpad

Calculator style?

canuspotthenot

Can you spot the not?

I know the condition of my keyboard is really disgusting, but try to take out all the keys and try it on your own, you will be surprise what you found in side!

Not only dusts, but there are short hair, long hair, nose hair, armpit hair, pubic hair, whatever hair, finger nails, dead skin, bread crumbs, rice, stapler’s bullet, whatever you can think off. For those who like to one-hand-go-under-table infront of your pc, you might find something dead in it too!

arrows

Which direction Choy Sun (God of Wealth) coming? Any idea anyone?

I had cleaned my house keyboard, what about you?

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    7 responses for this post

    1. CincauHangus Says:

      tak de kerja!! :S

    2. Jiun Jie Says:

      very dirty la, need to clean up anyhow… u try to clean ur keyboard and see la…

    3. yelrihs Says:

      now u know how unclean u r la….
      dirty bum bum…. yerrrr!!!

      **key m & n sudah terbalik la…… :P**

    4. yelrihs Says:

      happie chinese lew year…~!!!!
      u zhu zhu… oink oink..

      {/ o o \}
      ( (oo) )

    5. Jiun Jie Says:

      hehehe… hapi hapi lew yer…
      u zhuzhu

    6. CincauHangus Says:

      HAHHAHAHAHAHA… M and N terbalik.. HAHAHAHAHAa.. bodo. :P

    7. Jiun Jie Says:

      Eminem, M&M, get it ? ahhahaah…

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